*I'm nuts 4 nuts!
*If sex were a dessert it would be frozen hot chocolate from Serendipity. So much for my streak of celibacy.
In the new year I resolve to...
- Put someone, anyone, in their place.
- Lose the baby fat.
- Conquer post-partum depression.
- Have a moment.
- Take my relationship with Seth (my imaginary boyfriend) to the next level.
- Cure cancer.
- Cure AIDS.
- Laugh till I cry at least once a day.
Happy New Years!
*We weren't actually at Times Square on New Years Eve. We were there the day before and they were practicing the count down. That was good enough for me. It was frrrrrreezing.
1 comment:
You jag! No Tina!? FAILURE. Welcome back, Fuckles. Now you have to go back to Sorenson.
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